Vezuka you! You - in Europe, and I - in Europe. But your real Europe and mine is still only geographic. But I am confident, that live with us is much steeper than .... I will not offend the Russian cities, even those where there is a sea :):):):)
was not invented by myself, ch @ @ @ @ LA at the local internet. So,
You kaliningradets if ...
... not know about the latest news of domestic car industry is already 15 years since
... you know that "Greetings from nine" - this is not a monument to the mafia "soldiers"
... define your where South and North where, not on the moss, and at railway stations
... often ride to the Blue (Lakes)
... firmly know that the homeland is not a mother and father
... think Mikolajki Local aquapark
... visited more often in Europe than in Russia
... do not think the word "KALgradets" indecent
... calling Gorky Park Park Kalinina
... you know what Kaliningrad, Moscow is better because "Moscow" - bad hotel
... confident that the population of 500,000, but with visitors - one million
... spring, summer, autumn winter and waiting, when will this rain
... think the great Russian philosopher Kant
... remember that Metro - a billiard club and an underground passage - WC
... passionately do not like the Germans, but think their countrymen
... boast that you live in the heart of Europe, but his countrymen recognized that a village
... Do not even think amber semiprecious stone
... with the word "Baltic" the first thing you think not about the sea or the beer, but the football team
... you know, that an appointment at the "Pyramids" and "Ocean" - the same
... you go to the best zoo of the country through a hole in the fence
... the hard way you know that there are traffic jams even worse Moscow
... if delish Russia at the "big" and "his"
... you have two passports in the hands and heart are familiar with the schedule of the Lithuanian and Polish consulates
... think that there, the Southern Station, no longer Kaliningrad, a kind of village where you were once in your life
... one of the former governor calls "batyaney, although never entered his cousin
... you know that" mushrooms "- a place for drinking beer with friends, and not something that is put into the pan
... you know that the "pan" - a place for sunbathing on the beach, and not just a subject for frying mushrooms
... you know that in Russia it is easy to get, you just buy a ticket, do not forget zangranpasport and get Lithuanian visa!
... every morning you carefully listen to the weather forecast in the hope that is not navrut, but he still does not coincide with the weather
... every hour You will be informed how many cars standing in queues at the border
... you know that policemen are going to school through the chute
... a kid once threw the old cartridges into a fire
... in every basement zanyuhannom looking for "Amber Room"
... you in a huge pit dug try to see the Royal Castle
... do not know who Hanukkah
... live in Tridevyatom kingdom Tridevyatom State
... you say "the port" and asks you in what? "
... the name of the farm" Path of Lenin " angers you to the depths of his soul: "And why not," Amber? "
... a walk on the beach all the time you pull something to look under your feet
... you know that the movable Bridges are sometimes bred show span vertically
... you just Presho from Kant, though had never read, and can not even name the main moments of his philosophy
... you are in general familiar with the basics of hydrodynamics and the phrase "the surge phenomenon" for you is not an empty phrase
... you have some idea imagine how closely cars on the streets of Japan
... you know that the "Spit" - a place on the coast, where you can get for the money or a pass
... well oriented in the streets of your city, you know naperechet all major Soviet military commanders of World War II
... being at the border are afraid to answer the phone call because I do not know through which country he would go and how much will it cost
... call VAZ car, "a bucket with nuts and over car it does not think
... you feel yourself a pilot because of the extraordinary pilot region
... you know that amber can be anything - from an express train and to the artist Philharmonic
... you know it was there, in the basement of the house next door, has an underground Nazi airfield or plant
... in conversation with man from Greater Russia inadvertently certainly mentions Gazmanov, Putin and Lada Dance
... and then say to Berlin twice closer than to St. Petersburg
... sure Krusenstern - not circumnavigator and sail training vessel
... you know that shelters do exist
... dunes for you is not only a mound of sand, but also a campsite
... do you think is normal in a fountain to rinse the theater
... you sincerely believe that our zoo is the best
... all the while confusing LPS from KSTU, and vice versa
... you know that Kaliningrad is not the weather, and climate
... Kant for you - it's not a man, it - an island with a cathedral
... arriving at Navy Day in Baltiisk first thing looking porridge
... you have acquaintances in common with almost every second or third counter.
